My Runescape Diary

I thought this was so funny so I thought I would tell you about it.

I got a level 3 clue and It was at the volcano vents near the agility course in the wildy, Jagex in their infinite wisdom turned my home world that was a peace loving older player and skiller world in to a pker world, this doesn't bother me because it has made it a lot easier to train slayer which is my favourite skill and send the pker kids to edgy to practice their teleing and running for the ditch routines.

I usually dress for a fight when doing wildy clues but yesterday I felt like an easy life so I got a dds a spade and my clue and wandered to the Ardougne lever, I teled to the wildy and wandered south out of the keep to walk along the fence to the volcano vents, as I passed the south side of the mage arena there were a group of people in sight over the fence and one starts to run up to me, I carried on as normal and the player shouted "One itemer what a noob" at me, I had a look and he was a level 37, A bit scary being called a noob by a player so much lower than me that I couldn't attack him if I wanted too, also a player who was too scared to wander into the wildy on his own, a player who I could send to Lumby with one special from my DDS.

I carried on and dug up my casket and strolled back to the keep, the ownage level 37 was not in site so I could relax knowing that I would not be sent to Fally prematurely.

As I got to the web by the Keep there were a group of people there slashing the web, I waited and walked through and one attacked me with his DDS (Level 125), I just wandered through (Didn't put run on) to the lever and he emptied all his DDS specials on me, I did not care if I died I only had 3 items so would be in Fally fully re energised, I just strolled to the lever to show I was not scared of a player who attacks a player with no visible means of defence.

I thought afterwards that it would have been fun to turn on him, he was skulled from attacking me, I still had residual combat increase from the super set I always drink before entering the wildy, I could have used piety prayer and emptied my 4 dds specials, he too was un armoured and I could have quite easily sent him to Fally.

Ok lets continue the wildy theme, a day or 2 ago I went to show my son the Chaos elemental I have never attacked it before and thought I would take it on to see how it did against my might, I took 1 ring of recoil so if I didn't hurt it it may hurt itself, I took a range pot and went out with my crystal bow and an inventory full of sharks, I caught a wakka Canoe to the wildy and set off towards the gate in the north east wildy, as I approached the gate and went through there was a group stood in the obelisk, one ran over and attacked me then ran back again to the obelisk, I just continued walking I had an inventory full of sharks and a crystal bow and 96 range level so could slaughter most of them if I wanted to, instead I carried on and another one attacked me and ran back to the obelisk, I had full run so could have joined them in the obelisk before they would be teled by it, but instead I continued to the chaos elemental hoping one would follow, no one did!

I got to the elemental and it took my bow and ring off I kept re equipping and it kept taking my weapon off, I managed to get a few hits in but only did about 25% damage before I ran out of food and died.

Away from the wildy I was ranging Greater Demons on Entrana for slayer and a level 46 comes along and asks where he gets the axe from, I told him to kill the zombies which he did, he runs past towards the Dramen tree and a few seconds later he pm's me and asks me to get his stuff, he had obviously died so I went off to get his stuff for him, I told him I had it and then I lost my internet connection and never got it back all night, he must have thought I scammed him, I still have him on friends and I will give it back when he is on next.